Caption Contest Winners

The Yellow Wiggle Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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The Winners:

First: stillearly – “Head On, apply directly to Bill’s forehead.”

Second: The Man – Hillary: AND I AM WORKING ON A HEALTH CARE PROGRAM
Bill: Hell, I’ve heard that one before.

Third: Mark – Heil Hillary!

Honorable Mention:

yetanotherjohn – And then we’re going to New Hampshire and South Carolina and yaaaaaarrrggghh.

elliot – While Hillary is campaigning, Bill is in the background asking a female supporter if she likes cigars.

charles austin – Bill’s working harder to get Hillary elected than he’s ever worked on anything in his life. He wants to see if Col. Jessup was right.

Ingress – “I’m not gonna run. I’m an Obama Mama.”

OJ Simpson Publications Award

Lindy R. dole – “Stay tuned for my new Book, ‘If I’d killed Vince Foster, This Is The Way I Would Have Done It.’”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Now who else can take the place of Greg Page?”

It still takes a Pillage to Raze a Child.

Yes, I’m willing to take Viagra out of my Universal Health Care Program

More Scotch, Teddy’s getting a little dry over here.

The Thursday contest is already trying to replace the ‘Red Wiggle.’

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