Caption Contest Winners

The Donald Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/David Hume Kennerly, Pool)

The Winners

First: Brian O’Neill – “Hey guys, you really think this cardboard cut-out of Rumsfeld will fool Zarqawi?”

Second: T. Harris – Son, I’ve got to piss like a Russian race horse. Get me a Koran ASAP!

Third(tie): Volltt – Sir, I know you brought your ass-kickin boots, but with all due respect, we’re late for the press conference.

Honorable Mention:

Eric J – “Who let one rip? That’s an unknown unknown, son.”

Shaken – “Begging your pardon, sir. . .we need your tie for a tourniquette.”

Laurence Simon – “Forget about the hummers, sir. After that meal, why aren’t you uparmoring the latrines?”

Jufray – “Sorry sir, but CONDIS’ leather dominatrix outfit…
did a little bit more for me.”

Gratuitous SNL Reference Award

sgtfluffy – I’m thinkin we need more Cowbell. . .

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“It was hell. The long hours, the bad coffee, the fluctuating temperature, the delay in intelligence. Life at the Pentagon is not all sh*ts and giggles soldier.”
“I’m sorta glad I’m here now sir.”

“Don’t worry, I’ve got Imodium right here in my pack sir.”

“We’ve waited along time to have a celebrity like you here sir. Who would’ve thought that Donald Trump would take time out of his busy schedule to visit some GI’s.”

“I think you’re a little confused, sir. Dementors were at the prison of Azkaban. They are not here at Abu Ghraib, but we did have Lyndie England for a while.”

“Do I really have to address you as Darth Rummy, sir?”

The Monday contest has already started.

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