Caption Contest Winners

The Unbearable Lightness of Being Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/CP, Tom Hanson)

The Winners:

First:(tie) DL – Will work for ice

First:(tie) elliot – Spritney Bears infamous crotch shot.

Second: Hodink – Al Gore contemplates testifying before Congress while visiting the summer cottage of John Edwards

Third: Lionel – “Waiter, another Global Warming margarita please.”

Honorable Mention:

Maniakes – “This message brought to you by Canadians for Global Warming”

yetanotherjohn – The PR firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe cited their polar bear public image turn around from baby seal eating monster to symbol of global warming.

Maggie – Although a hero to Hollywood, Al Gore has incurred the wrath of PETA by wearing real fur to keep warm.

charles austin – “Oh look, the polar bear is so cute and cuddly. Hey, has anybody seen little Joey?”

SgtFluffy – Sadly, the UN gift shop has been stuck with thousands of “Kyoto the Polar Bear.”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Crap, I thought going clubbing with Paris Hilton meant whackin’ baby seals.”

Al Gore: (Thinking) “Man if I knew getting the Nobel Peace Prize Nomination was gonna be this much work…”

“Yeah I like Happy Feet… barbequed.”

“Sure ain’t Pismo Beach.”

The Thursday Contest is already singing “She’s Not There.”

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