Caption Contest Winners
The Schweddy Balls Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Peter Dejong)
The Winners:
First: Bithead – Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Second: charles austin – “I was going to make a joke about Ben-Gay, but, oh, never mind.” — Ann Coulter
Third: Justin – “… so then she starts breast feeding right there in the restaurant! I’ll tell you, some people have no shame…”
Honorable Mention:
yetanotherjohn – Great. 50 pieces of equipment open and he has to work out next to me. What a freak.
Timmer – A peek into the fitness center of the Promises Rehabilitation Clinic sheds some light on Britney’s bizarre behavior.
McGehee – “Ever notice Ann Coulter doesn’t hang around here much anymore?”
Phil Smith – The rash of injuries was explained by the fact that nobody wanted to be spotted while doing bench presses.
FormerHostage – You don’t EVEN want to know where they keep their locker keys!
Ingress – “48 hour Cialis definitely kept me off the rower today.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Will VP Al Gore please report to the rowing machine, you’ve left a little extra, uh, carbon footprint there.”
“Isn’t that George Takei, he’s tryin’ to lift a lot of weight for a little guy.”
“Yeah, I hear he’s tryin’ to buff up the Hardaway.”Casual Friday’s have gone too far.
“Lock phasers on target Mr. Sulu.”
In gym no one can hear you scream.
person on left: “I hear Ann Coulter comes here, do you think she’ll show today?”
person on right: “I am Ann Coulter, so shut up you (insert your favorite Ann Coulter epithet here).”
The 
Thursday Contest is another one ready to take on Rosie O’Donnell.
Ouch. I was riffing off somebody else’s Tim Hardaway caption, and I get honorable mention and he doesn’t? That’s, like, so unfair.
I’ll take it, but it’s like, so unfair.
Nah. Not skinny enough.
Heh, at least someone reads past the honorable mention.
Double Dutch will never mean the same to me after this contest.