Caption Contest Winners

The Captain kramerica Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/File/Hector Mata)

The Winners:

First: yetanotherjohn (Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year) – Some say that the Libby conviction has gone to special prosecutor Fitzgerald’s head.

Second: Jay Tea – “Hey, is DC hiring?”

Third: Gollum – It was no real surprise that his boots were “Dickies.”

Honorable Mention:

FormerHostage – Capitano “South” America…fighting crime that American Super Heros don’t want to.

Wyatt Earp – “Look, it’s Captain Anorexia!”

McGehee – “Will perform acts of heroism for food.”

chuckster – John Edwards criticizes Ann Coulter’s “faggot” remark as childish, immature and downright nasty!

The Fill in The Blank Award

Hodink – “I served with Captain America. I knew Captain America. Captain America was a friend of mine. Imposter __________, you’re no Captain America.”

(I was originally thinking ‘Ann Coulter’ for the blank, but given ‘Hillary Rodham Clintons’ recent invocation of the name JFK I might change my mind — rodney dill)

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Michael Richards recovers his career as Captain Kramerica.

I just knew Rumsfeld would be back.

AP BREAKING: There have been reports of a casualty from another Dick Cheney hunting trip

Suddenly Britney Spears rehab takes a turn for the worse.

The Monday Contest has already lost its southern drawl.

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