Caption Contest Winners

The Global War On Terriers Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/DDP/Sebastian Willnow)

The Winners:

First: Dave Schuler – Spuds Mackenzie, having been spurned by Anheuser-Busch, finds a new gig touting Foster Grants.

Second: charles austin – Another pet blinded by tainted Chinese wheat.

Third: Matt – What up, Dog?

Honorable Mention:

hln – B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone

Maniakes – Bad dog! That was your third speeding ticket this month!

elliot – I could have had the job on Frasier but nooo, fer shame on my agent!!!!

William d’Inger – They’re still inhalin’ after all these years.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Hey, ya see the squat shot of Paris Hilton’s dog? Arrwwwoooooo…”

“This is zee time on Sprockets vhen ve spank zee puppy.”

“Hydrant… hydrant… hydrant… hydrant… tree… hydrant… hydrant… hydrant…”

In Later years, Charlie Brown did obtain a certain air of coolness.

“How ya like my seeing eye man?”

The Thursday Contest has named its source as the horse’s mouth.

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