Caption Contest Winners
The Silver Bullet Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Police Handout)
The Winners:
First: Bithead – I swear there was a naked girl in here a minute ago.
Second: Ator – You can lead a horse to water but it’s the rider that gets drunk at the pub…
Third: Michael – Warning Label: “Operate your Horse only in an open, well ventilated space as fumes can cause serious illness or death. Keep away from open flames or sparks.”
Honorable Mention:
charles austin – Mongo picked the wrong horse to punch this time.
Mark – No sense beating a dead
horseman…Gollum – Horse: “Hay!”
Bithead – Apparently, someone helped Jack off his horse.
Timmer – Once again the rumor that Kevin Aylward and Rodney Dill are the same person ran rampant through the internet.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Don Imus’ next chance at a radio show salvaged his career due to his award winning contest — “Horse, Jack-Ass, or John Kerry.”
the new Geico ad — “So Simple Even A Horse Can Do It” — was also a miserable failure
Lessons in marketing — Godiva Savings and Loans found themselves facing financial ruin for only employing one-half of the iconic pair.
Eventually Ned was glad he’d received a Quarter-horse in change instead of five Buffalo nickels.
Unfortunately for the Lone Ranger, Silver had never been trained in the Heimlich Maneuver
DRUDGEBREAKING: Rosie O’Donnell seen leaving ABC after salary negotiations brokedown. Rosie wanted a yet undisclosed amount per appearance on ‘The View.’ ABC stated her value was a load of horse hooey. In her haste to depart Rosie inadvertantly stomped the visiting Donald Trump to death. Developing…
The 
Monday Contest has already outsourced the job.
Attribute the win to a Bit of Horse sense.
(ducking)