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Caption Contest Winners

The We’re Not In Kansas Anymore Totoro Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




(AFP/Toshifumi Kitamura)

The Winners:

First: Wyatt EarpIn their constant effort to acquire more power, Rosie O’Donnell (left) and Michael Moore prepare to drink the blood of two Republican babies.

Second: Hodink – “My mom says, ‘Never date a man with bigger boobs than you have.'”

Third: Kent G. Budge“My human shield is better than your human shield.”

Honorable Mention:

charles austinKobe, I’m open!

Dave SchulerLess filling! Tastes great!

Ingress – Kentucky Derby jockeys were announced today. And we think they are getting smaller every year.

FormerHostage – I love these things! — Creamy outside and crunchy in the middle!

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Kid on Left: “Ok Which one is Gamera and which is Godzilla?”

“Wait, what happened to ‘Wax on, Wax off?'”

“Fring or Fratten?”

Did this picture make you think of Sheryl Crow’s one sheet policy too?

The Monday Contest was up at the butt crack of Dawn Don. (nevermind)

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. [IMG ]Since I won Outside The Beltway’s Caption Contest! Not bad considering there were over 40 entries. Thanks, Rodney! Of course, someone has to whine about the victor, as “Michael” does when he called my entry “pandering.” What a douche. BTW, the Weekend Caption Contest

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  2. Archives December 2006 August 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 [IMG Outside The Beltway | OTB] Caption Contest Winners Malkin: Bush Worst President Ever on Homeland Security Vegas Backpack Terrorist Not Terrorist, No Backpack Beltway Traffic Jam Senator John McCain YouTube Interview National Dean’s List Respect My Authoritay

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  3. Michael says:

    First: Wyatt Earp – In their constant effort to acquire more power, Rosie O’Donnell (left) and Michael Moore prepare to drink the blood of two Republican babies.

    Come on, that wasn’t funny, that was pandering. You could see the punchline from a mile away, and when you finally got to it, the delivery was miserable. The fact that G.A. Phillips found it funny should have disqualified it immediately.

    Winners should have included Dave Schuler’s “Less filling! Tastes great!” and charles austin’s “Ten-week mutant ninja babies!”, which wasn’t even an honorable mention, what gives?

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  4. Wyatt Earp says:

    Thanks, Rodney!

    Michael – Think about all of the antioxidants you’ll receive after eating those sour grapes.

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  5. Michael says:

    How can my comment be labeled “sour grapes” when I didn’t even submit an entry to that caption contest?

    I’m just saying that yours wasn’t funny, and that Dave and Charles had much better submissions.

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  6. Cowboy Blob says:

    Mister Moore, just STFU, will ya? Write a “Documentary” about it.

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  7. While my ego appreciates the appreciation, I’m not sure it is warranted in this case. Personally, I was kinda fond of my “Blame Bushido!” as the personification of Oscar Wilde’s aphorism about brevity and the soul of wit, but the last things I’m going to do are to complain about any of my captions not winning or to lobby for them. Caption contest beauty is in the mind’s eye of the beholder and this is Rodney’s contest and he’s the one who puts the work into it so it his mind’s eye that matters.

    There were several captions that made me laugh this week and none of them were mine, though I did admittedly smirk once or twice at my attempts to grab the bi-weekly golden chalice of snarky wit offered by Time Magazine’s 2006 Person of the Year. Sic transit gloria mundi.

    Congratulations Mr. Earp.

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