Caption Contest Winners
The Batteries Not Included Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: Gollum – Roby was indeed pleased to see that the bridesmaid was a Whirlpool dishwasher with quite an excellent upper rack.
Second: charles austin – “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
Third: Cowboy Blob – We’ll turn it off during the bouquet-tossing…don’t want anybody hurt.
Bithead – How come you never see this guy and Al Gore in the same place?
Phil Smith – “Huh, the AFP says Choi Won-suk. But I bet your new bride will!”
Paul Barnes – “Danger Will Robin-San, DANGER!”
Timmer – Man thinking: “…and THIS model’s headache mode has been disabled.” Woman thinking: “…and this model will run for 8 hours on one charge.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“No I said give wife robotomy to make her obedient.”
After the robot left they felt like empty Nestors.
Coming to theaters near you, The Sperminator, a Larry Flynt production.
“Made by Binford Tools?”
Johnny Five is a Bi-
The Thursday Contest is already looking for some Tex Mex Flex.
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