Caption Contest Winners

The Pate’-O-Matic Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Many of the captions are ‘Honorable Mention’ worthy, but it just wouldn’t be Cricket to select them all, so I parsed it down to my (expanded) take on the best.

REUTERS/HO/US Army/Spc. David J. Nunn

The Winners

First : charles austin – “Where in the hell is that quagmire Senator Kennedy keeps talking about?”

Second: Laurence Simon – Allahu Aflackbar!

Third: Abu Fnu Lnu – After asking Rumsfeld for orders on dealing with IEDs, the troops took his suggestion of “duck” a bit too literally.

Honorable Mention:

Bithead – “Hey, I’ve got an idea for dinner. . . Pressed Duck. Gun it, man. . .”

charles austin – The ducks all quacked in unison, “It’s rabbit season!”

Steve Taylor – Clearly, the administration was trying to get all its ducks in a row in anticipation of the new constitution.

The Man – Improvised Explosive Duck

Kent – Senator Byrd and his staff attempt to block the latest military action in the Middle East.

David Harris РIt wasn̢۪t exactly Tienamen Square, but the ducks got their point across.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

The Bush Administration had hoped that things would improve faster in Iraq before something ran a-fowl.

Republican Wet Dream: Hillary in Photo Op driving tank and shooting ducks at the same time.

“You’re Dethpicable.”

The Thursday contest has already started.

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