Caption Contest Winners
The Officer Of The Loo Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now FINALLY over.
(AFP/File/Mannie Garcia)
The Winners:
First: John425 – Lemme touch it and see if you have what it takes to make Craigslist!
Second: elliot – Okay, I might have did it. Let’s shoot for it, two out of three. Rock, scissor, paper……
Third: Su Berton – My first mistake was getting caught — My second mistake was pleading guilty — My third was thinking the cop was interested.
Honorable Mention:
yetanotherjohn – Craig told reporters that he was resigning and that he was not wearing pants under his raincoat.
Tlaloc – I had a distinctly not-gay wide fingered grip on his ball sack…
Rachel Edith – “Well look. Those of you who use restrooms simply to void should heed astronaut, Lisa Nowak. Wear diapers.”
Charles Austin – Shake?
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
…and then he says, “I am an officer of the loo.”
“Anyone have McGreevey’s address?”
“Well the Gay Signal Code is more a guideline than an actual code.”
“… and I was just tappin’ along to John Lee Hooker in my head… ♫ Boom boom boom boom ♫”
♫
Tap three time on the stall floor if you want me.
Twice on the pipes, means the answer is no.
♫“I da Ho! Dat’s who.”
The 
Thursday Contest is still looking for Tonto.
