Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, September 13, 2007 · 2 comments

The Brakeman Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/Tengku Bahar)

The Winners:

First: yetanotherjohn – Your carbon offset dollars at work.

Second: Paul Barnes – Chris “Mindfreak” Angel thought he could be run over by a train. He was.

Third: Anderson – Finally, General Petraeus saw the light at the end of the tunnel.

Honorable Mention:

Hoosier Daddy – Raja ensured himself a date for the night by pulling the train the last six feet with just his tongue.

yetanotherjohn – Before congress would receive the generals report, they required him to perform twelve special tasks.

Michael – Soylent Green, the new alternative energy!

elliot – ….So that’s why they call it a ‘pullman.’

Bithead – The morning train… brought to you by Bite Bond Denture adhesive

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“THTUCK! THTUCK!”

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