Caption Contest Winners
The Donkey Hokey Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/Jewel Samad)
The Winners:
First: floyd – no No NO!!…IT’S TAIL! You pin the TAIL on the donkey!
Second: John Burgess – George Soros (in helmet) injects a little ‘Go Juice’ into the Democratic race for the Presidential Nomination.
Third: Wyatt Earp – Lady Godiva has really let herself go
Honorable Mention:
Rachel Edith – Rudy becomes a horse of a different color as he prepares to speak to the next group.
John425 – Keith Olbermann goes undercover as horse’s ass to get the real “thrust” of things.
Roger – “I wish I knew how to quit you!”
The Best Triumph Impression Award
G.A. Phillips – Another liberal being tackled and arrested at a protest for acting like a jackass.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
‘Nation Velour’ was not nearly as popular as ‘National Velvet.’
DRUDGEBREAKING: Larry craig incognito caught sneaking into Enumclaw Zoo farm. Developing…
Cheney: “Why do I always have to be the ass end.”
Brokeback Mounting
The 
Monday Contest is trying to cut things off short.
I for one would like to congratulate Triumph for meriting an award category all of his own which, ironically, he can never win.
which, ironically, he can never win
Why not? Even Triumph is just pretending to be Triumph.
For that matter, who’s seen Triumph and G.A. in the same room together?
At least they didn’t comment from the same IP address, but the comment was so oddly in the same style that I had to check.
Rodney knows our IP addresses? Aw crap, now I have to stop posting as ‘manning’.
haha, and James has to stop posting as ‘Ken’!