Caption Contest Winners
The Donkey Hokey Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(AFP/Jewel Samad)
The Winners:
First: floyd – no No NO!!…IT’S TAIL! You pin the TAIL on the donkey!
Second: John Burgess – George Soros (in helmet) injects a little ‘Go Juice’ into the Democratic race for the Presidential Nomination.
Third: Wyatt Earp – Lady Godiva has really let herself go
Honorable Mention:
Rachel Edith – Rudy becomes a horse of a different color as he prepares to speak to the next group.
John425 – Keith Olbermann goes undercover as horse’s ass to get the real “thrust” of things.
Roger – “I wish I knew how to quit you!”
The Best Triumph Impression Award
G.A. Phillips – Another liberal being tackled and arrested at a protest for acting like a jackass.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
‘Nation Velour’ was not nearly as popular as ‘National Velvet.’
DRUDGEBREAKING: Larry craig incognito caught sneaking into Enumclaw Zoo farm. Developing…
Cheney: “Why do I always have to be the ass end.”
Brokeback Mounting
The
Monday Contest is trying to cut things off short.





I for one would like to congratulate Triumph for meriting an award category all of his own which, ironically, he can never win.
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which, ironically, he can never win
Why not? Even Triumph is just pretending to be Triumph.
For that matter, who’s seen Triumph and G.A. in the same room together?
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At least they didn’t comment from the same IP address, but the comment was so oddly in the same style that I had to check.
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Rodney knows our IP addresses? Aw crap, now I have to stop posting as ‘manning’.
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haha, and James has to stop posting as ‘Ken’!
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