Caption Contest Winners
The I Feel Pretty Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Hasan Sarbakhshian)
markm– Why so glum, Ringo? You finally outrank Sgt. Pepper.
Second: Kenny – “You look like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me.” (not that there’s anything wrong with that)
Third: walt – Ahmadinejad: “Whenever I see man in uniform, it’s like this – BOINGGG”.
Stormy Dragon – Ahmadinejad comes in second at the Tehran Ringo Starr Look-a-like Contest after losing to this Sgt. Pepper era entrant.
Bithead – Iran announces their new weapon: The yellow submarine.
V the K – “Oh, and look at what that man is doing to the other man’s rectum with a pineapple. Oh, Allah, I love the Folsom Street Fair!”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“My finger smell like Camel pootie to you?”
“That Larry Craig is a real music lover, his foot just kept tappin’ away.”
“What I meant to say is there are no ‘grays’ in Tehran, You’re up next for the firing squad general.”
The Monday Contest is just starting to horse around.