Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, January 10, 2008 · 3 comments

The Smell Our Dairy Air Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/Getty Images/File/Chip Somodevilla)

THE WINNERS

First: MikeM – Why, yes, we ARE glad to meet you. And that’s no bull!

Second: charles austin – No one was amused that Phil used three fake teats.

Third: radio free fred – “Mad Cow Disease Or Just Pissed Off?”

HONORABLE MENTION

yetanotherjohn – Democrats found that the larger than expected Iowa caucus turn out seemed to be from voters with a particular beef.

Bithead – Why that’s udderly ridicowlus.

chris – All the moo’s that’s fit to print

Deathlok – Man in back(not seen): Slow down on Clowning!! Stop The Clowning!! What?!? Damn! I got the wrong costume.

markm – “In what some believe is a possible sign of Armageddon…bipedal cloned cows mixed with Dell brand bipedal cows AND the bipedal cows from those California Milk Producers commercials..when asked about the intergrazing, one cow was herd to say “well, we’ll just have to let the chips fall where they may””

John425 – Legal Defense Team of P.E.T.A. poses for group photo before marching to Supreme Court.

elliot – Cow with the ‘Got Milk?’ sign in front: “Hey you, I hope that’s a fake teat you’re poking me with back there.”

RODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Looks we really stepped in it this time.

We demand 15%

Mad Cows picketing Crane, Poole, and Schmidt.

‘Teats not reTreats,’ was the conservative response to ‘Breasts not Bombs.’

The Thursday Contest is already anticipating a turnover in the polls.