Caption Contest Winners
The Texas Longhorn Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Cowboy Blob – You *don’t* want to know where he keeps his spare pick.
Second: stillearly – Ron Paul fans are having a tough time getting back to their day jobs…
Third: Patrick T McGuire – Cowboy Bob demonstrates what will remain after the Democrat’s tax and spend plan is implemented.
HONORABLE MENTION
BigShyBear – At least the emperor has a guitar.
Bithead – A fundraiser for D.A.M.N: Naked Men Against Dyslexia
Elmo – Viewers didn’t quite know what to think of the latest winter Olympic sport (but many still waited for the start of the women’s competition).
Wyatt Earp – The Naked Cowboy strolls the streets of Manhattan, looking for something to pluck.
charles austin – “Party on, Garth.”
charles austin – The competition for superdelegates became fierce.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Everythings bigger in Texas… but in New York not so much.
Damn I wish I knew who took my pink trailer… its cold out here.
…but can he to the ZZTop guitar spin?
The 
Monday Contest has already assumed crashed positions.
About Rodney Dill
Yeah, ummm… that’s that dude in Time Square in New York. He’s probably Clinton’s best chance in Texas.
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