Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, March 3, 2008 · 1 comment

The Texas Longhorn Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Peter Morgan

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Cowboy Blob – You *don’t* want to know where he keeps his spare pick.

Second: stillearly – Ron Paul fans are having a tough time getting back to their day jobs…

Third: Patrick T McGuire – Cowboy Bob demonstrates what will remain after the Democrat’s tax and spend plan is implemented.

HONORABLE MENTION

BigShyBear – At least the emperor has a guitar.

Bithead – A fundraiser for D.A.M.N: Naked Men Against Dyslexia

Elmo – Viewers didn’t quite know what to think of the latest winter Olympic sport (but many still waited for the start of the women’s competition).

Wyatt Earp – The Naked Cowboy strolls the streets of Manhattan, looking for something to pluck.

charles austin – “Party on, Garth.”

charles austin – The competition for superdelegates became fierce.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Everythings bigger in Texas… but in New York not so much.

Damn I wish I knew who took my pink trailer… its cold out here.

…but can he to the ZZTop guitar spin?

The Monday Contest has already assumed crashed positions.