Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, March 31, 2008 · 1 comment

The Carl Spackler Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Greg Baker)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Mope – “The Chinese will never come this way.” “Want Tibet?”

Second: Timmer – How many Buddhist Monks does it take to change a streetlamp?

Third: charles austin – Being a big hitter, the Dalai Lama uses a lot of forecaddies.

HONORABLE MENTION

Elmo – Death Race 2008, Beijing.

Roger – The running of the monks.

Bithead – Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all you monks ever think about?

elliot – Hey, follow the other guys. I am just going to take a leak.

G.A.Phillips – March of the reincarnated.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Why Pete Rose went… Tibet…

…and in what turned out to be the bloodiest episode of Star Trek to date…

“Goonga galoonga. Goonga, goongala goongala”

The Monday Contest thinks SuperBigGulps are now passe.