Caption Contest Winners
The Trashman Cometh Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/Fabrice Coffrini)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: FormerHostage – Noooo they be stealin’ my Bucket! (It may be I’ve been hangin’ around at ICHC too much — rodney dill)
Second: utka – Despite all odds, Hillary is still running.
Third: yethanotherjohn – Its not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
HONORABLE MENTION
Cowboy Blob – Stand back! I have a hamster! And I’m not afraid to use it!
Bithead – Even Scotty was never able to keep the anti-grav units in line when Sulu did those warp speed 180’s.
charles austin – Marvel rejected Litterman as a superhero.
markm – Swiss riot police try to corral an unruly participant in the annual running of the trashcan event, a sister event to Spain’s running of the bulls.
Elmo – That’s no ordinary rabbit … that’s a most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. Look that rabbit got a vicious streak a mile wide, he’s a killer. He’ll do you a treat mate … (obviously Jimmy Carter has switched to live catch.)
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Scott McClellan’s last days.
“you took my stapeler… but you can’t have my trashcan!”
“I will give up my wastebasket when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.”
“SERENITY NOW!!!”
The Monday Contest is already calling for a recount.