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US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Cowboy Blob – Sarah was only a headbutt away from Philadelphia Immortality.
Second: Bithead – The resulting brawl drew Palin a five minute major……
Third: Timmer – Can I call you “Mommy?”
HONORABLE MENTION
Wyatt Earp – Richards: “Come on, wardrobe malfunction!”
Fence – Now substituting at right wing, rookie Sarah Palin.
Chadzilla – AAAAHHHH!!! Make ‘er let go!!! My hand!!! AAAAHHH!!!
Michael – Palin in a later stump speech: “I said ‘Thanks, but no thanks’ to that warm reception in Philidelphia”.
Rachel Edith – “No mam. I said, ‘Puck’ but hey …”
Hodink – “Are you Sarah or Tina? I get confused.”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Palin: “I’m all for supporting the mentally disabled, so the Hanson Brothers are joining your team.”
“So didya really high stick Joe?”
“Lookout, she doesn’t have any lipstick on.”
Richards: “Gomez, I hear Alaska is only good for hockey players and whores… Oh, Uh… Governor Palin, So what hockey position did you play?”
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