Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, February 2, 2009 · 2 comments

The Obamicon Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/File/Ashraf Shazly)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Elmo – Mmmmm …. waffles. (… and chicken — rodney)

Second: Wyatt – “I’ll paint any IED for $99.95.”

Third: DL – Hillary’s new office for the next four years, opened without fanfare.

HONORABLE MENTION

charles austin – Hmm…, I wonder what his other two wishes will be.

Kevin R. Siekierski – Obama’s Falafel and Apology Shack. Come for the couscous, stay for the capitulation.

Timmer – President’s Family Special, Buy Two Falafel, get TWO FREE!!

Big Bag of Wind – “You think America’s soft? I dare you to throw a shoe at ME!”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

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“You can get anything you want at Obama’s Barbershop… ‘cept Obama.”
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Apostates ‘R us

Shave and a haircut, two bits

A Little Off The Top Shop — Full Cuts, Shaves, Trims, Beheadings

The Monday Contest is already off to Pismo Beach.