Caption Contest Winners
The Lawyers on Viagra Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Elmo – You can call me Jimmy Hat … or you can call me Rain Coat, but you doesn’t hasta call me Johnson!
Second: FormerHostage – Another unintended consequence in the stimulus package.
Third: markm – “We are do being here for promote the use of condoms..and we will being also take technical calls for DELL”
HONORABLE MENTION
yetanotherjohn – A new study confirms that men wearing condoms are 100% safe from STD or causing pregnancies. Side effects noted included not getting any.
Bithead – Now complete with a Child-proof Lid!
McCain – In the end, Obama’s daring show of force did not deter the North Koreans.
charles austin – Rubber? I just grazed her.
G.A.Phillips – Thank you very much come again and again and again and again…….
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
In the Bollywood remake of Troy, tryouts for the key part of the ‘Trojan Horse’ were fierce.
A hard man is good to find. (… or so I hear )
Indian gymnastics team sticks the landing.
Hey wait a minute… these have a big hole in them….
DRUDGEBREAKING… Scientists confirm Big Bang Theory.
The 
Monday Contest is already attracting attention.
I’d like to thank my eight grade english teacher, my eighth grade history teacher, and my local CVS’s reasonably priced vodka selection.