Caption Contest Winners

The Free Enterprise Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: charles austin – Hold the bregit, hold the grapok, special orders don’t — arrrgggghhhhh! Now you die!…. uh… you want racht with that?

Second: Stormy Dragon – You’ll have it OUR WAY!

Third: Maggie Mama – Apparently flipping burgers is another job Americans don’t want to do.

HONORABLE MENTION

Triumph – In an attempt at modernizing their image, the Saudi royal family models their new raiments.

bystander – Okay Chancellor Obama, all weapons are armed. All we need now is a map showing the way to this Afghanistan place and we’ll be off.

KVC – In stores just in time for the 2010 election season, the new modle Democratic leadership action figures of Obama, Reed and Pelosi (batteries and intelligent software not included).

Brian Knapp – This fall the Burger Kling sports Burger Bling.

Elmo – I know I said take me to your leader …. but ya got anybody else?

G.A.Phillips – Pelosi, plastic surgery, before, after and after.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

To Boldly market where no man has marketed before

You’ll have the Kessel runs… in less than 12 parsecs.

“We must have the Imodium PU-36 Explosive Flatuence Modulator. ”

Resistence to the Borscht is futile.

“Nobody expects the Kingon Inquisition.”

“Hello, I’m Lori… and this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.”

The boxersorbriefs Thursday Contest has already gone with boxers over briefs..