Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, July 23, 2009 · 4 comments

The Seek Immediate Medical Attention Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Journal Times, Tom McCauley

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: brainy435 – Well, that’s it. It’s been 4 hrs. Call the doctor.

Second: markm – Owner of the house: “SHEESH, glad he didn’t try a rear entry”

Third: charles austin – That is the wurst…

HONORABLE MENTION

Boyd – “It looks like someone’s unclear on the concept behind ‘hide the wiener.”

elliot – When they crashed the wienermobile I wonder if it was a BUN-galo

hpb – Wisconsin. Why am I not surprised?

FormerHostage – Go MEAT!

MikeM – “Some women don’t know how to handle an oversized wiener.” (Because it really was a woman driving it.)

Dave Schuler – Wieners will be announced Thursday PM

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Let me guess… Lorena Bobbit’s house.

No no, its Pimp my ride, not Plump my ride

Damn prick cut me off.

Oscar Mayer launches an all out assault on Charlie Murphy’s house.

♬ Frankenfurter it’s all over, Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle’s too extreme ♬

The Thursday Contest is ready for negotiations with Mahmoud.