Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, August 10, 2009 · 4 comments

The The Cake Is A Lie Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Kevin R. Siekierski – “Wow Nancy, you do look different without Botox.” (but not by much – rodney)

Second: Stormy Dragon – President Obama thanks Helen Thomas for resisting the urge to jump out of his cake naked.

Third: Maggie Mama – “No, Mr. President, I will NOT sing for you.”

HONORABLE MENTION

DL – If I support Obamacare will I get my own Gulfstream jet like Pelosi?

yetanotherjohn – Helen praised the president’s economic work, especially the CCC camps.

Peter – Obama: Helen, I would like to give you the opportunity to be my Monica Lewinski. Are you going to blow it?

elliot – Well, now that we are on the subject, I can think of one way for you to get a bigger stimulus check.

odograph – But you didn’t answer my question …

markm – Helen: “Look at that radio Mister President, you can see our picture”

DUELING NAME DROPPERS CONTEST

G.A.Phillips – I knew Bill Clinton, and you’re no Bill Clinton, President Obama.

William d’Inger – I knew George Washington. George Washington was a friend of mine. Believe me, kid, you’re no George Washington.

G.A.Phillips – I knew Imhotep . Imhotep was a friend of mine. Believe me, kid, you’re no Imhotep. (Winner – rodney)

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Obama: “Candygram for Mongo!”

“Dammit Barry, gimme back my teeth”

The first 100 days were not so kind to Michelle

Obama: “I hear Michelle saved a lot of money on strippers for my birthday party… wonder where they are….”

(together)
Barry: “There is no cake, there is no ice cream… happy birthday.”
Helen: “There is no hope, there is no change…… happy birthday.”

The years have not been good to Lilly Von Schtupp.

The Monday Contest already has buyer’s remorse.