Caption Contest Winners
The Fickle Finger of Fate Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Bradley C. Bower, File)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Stormy Dragon – Specter appears before the electoral death panel.
Second: Elmo – Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!
Third: Kevin R. Siekierski – “Senator, I can clear the room of angry protesters, just pull my finger.”
HONORABLE MENTION
FormerHostage – I knew a weasely, self-centered, back-stabbing, d*uchbag, and YOU sir are not…oh wait.
Donald Sensing – Senator Specter: “Sir, if you would just hold your finger still, I will pull it, I promise.”
DL – Will you allow me to be your surgeon, Senator?
Deathlok – After reading Flash comicbooks for years, Zed was able to vibrate his molecules enough to reach inside Specter’s head.
Alex Knapp – Senator Arlen Specter (D) takes note of the too-fast-for the eye movements of the man’s finger and realizes that he is trapped in the Matrix.
elliot – Rock, Paper, Scissor!!! Okay, best out of three.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Say it don’t spray it
I just crapped my pants
“SERENITY NOW”
The 
Thursday Contest has been foiled again.
Thanks for the HM – Elliot