Caption Contest Winners
The Tons of Fun Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
REUTERS/Lucas Jackson (UNITED STATES MILITARY HEALTH IMAGES OF THE DAY)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: yetanotherjohn – In vindication, Hillary provided photgraphic proof of her dodging sniper fire. We also discovered why she is never photographed in anything but pant suits.
Second: Elmo – The straw that broke Elin’s back.
Third: markm – Lady: “ex…EXCUSE ME SIR. Can you tell me, does that helicopter make my butt look fat?”
HONORABLE MENTION
charles austin – Aviation Week and Space Technology have obtained a photo of the Air Force’s new “bunker buster” weapon.
physics geek – Hey, you want a McDonald’s with that shake?
Mr. Prosser – You see, Gunny, why the burka is not always a bad thing.
Maggie Mama – It’s been a while since the press last “caught” Hillary Clinton at the beach so who could know how much her cankles have been traveling north.
Hodink – Now you know why we made her a Rear Admiral.
elliot – Stopped right in their tracks, the soldiers were expecting something totally different when meeting that internet girl known only as “hottie284”.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Shave the Whales
A three hour tour…
The sequel to ‘Operation Dumbo drop,’ — ‘Operation Jumbo Drop,’ did not live up to expectations
The Thursday Contest hopes the fish special is fresh.
Thanks for the HM – Elliot
You’re welcome. Merry Christmas elliot.
Why soytinly …. Merry Christmas!
Thanks for the HM, RD.