Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Friday, February 19, 2010 · 3 comments

The Avatarnished Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Darren Whiteside

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: charles austin – Cue Village People music, “In the Na’vi…”

Second: William d’Inger – They misunderstood the concept of how the true martyrs blew themselves up.

Third: Donald Sensing – We told the Israelis that if they didn’t leave the West Bank we’d hold our breath until we were blue in the face, and well, I guess we overdid it.

HONORABLE MENTION

Alex Knapp – Suffice to say, it was pretty cold outside.

John425 – “Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?”

Maggie Mama – It must be Monday.

Hodink – “Isn’t that Lady Gaga back there?” “Why, yes. What is she wearing?”

elliot – Smurf Fetish?

RAchel Edith – “And I guess that’s why they call it the blues.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Fadwa Smurf and Semtex Smurf later became know as the Kandinsky Blue Riders

“Global warming? We is gonna smack that Al Gore.”

In soviet Russia the blues get you.

“No… we haven’t seen your gun bluing.”

The Thursday Contest is ready to get plowed