Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, March 25, 2010 · 3 comments

The Wardrobe Malfunction Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/Alberto Pizzoli)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: FormerHostage – It’s OK. The President signed an Executive Order that states we won’t be sodomized in prison.

Second: Herb – “Pants on the ground, pants on the ground! Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.”

Third: Phil Smith – “It’s fun to stay at the Y M C A, it’s fun to stay at the – what? But isn’t that the whole point of the song?”

HONORABLE MENTION

Maggie Mama – Boxer. Brief. Pantaloons. Boxer. Boxer. Brief. Hey, who let the pirate into the group?

Michael Hamm – Bend over now. The Dems are going to give you your shot of Obamacare.

Elmo – Rahm and Massa … the musical.

yetanotherjohn – The vote was evenly split between briefs and boxers with bloomers casting the deciding ballot.

elliot – Man with blue tie: No way, I’m not doing that, I went commando today!!!

charles austin – Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it was destroyed in a matter of minutes.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Belt your Congressman

The new TSA guidelines left a little to be desired.

No, its Tea Party, not Pee Party.

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