Caption Contest Winners
The Gone With The Schwinn Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: yetanotherjohn – Top government trouble shooters leave Washington for the Gulf as part of the Obama’s administration lightening fast response to the oil spill.
Second: Wyatt Earp – “. . . Cycling in a Schwinn-ter wonderland.”
Third: Maggie Mama – For the past eight weeks the Obama Administration has been considering the deployment of this group of reinforcements to help patrol the Arizona border.
HONORABLE MENTION
Mr. Prosser – Executives of BP and Halliburton bike to Senate hearings to prove their green bona fides.
Robert W Armijo – BP assembles its “Brain Trust” to work on the oil spill catastrophe in the Gulf of Mexico.
Michael Hamm – Yellow tie guy: Hey I lost my bicycle seat – but that sure feels good.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
BP executives become the new sponsor of the LIQUIGAS (pronounced Leakey-Gas) bicycle racing team.
Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do.
Worst.Tour de France.stage.ever.
The 
Monday Contest has already lost its signal.
Thanks, Dill.