Caption Contest
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Monday, January 9, 2006
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Is it cold in here or is it just me?
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The entrance to Michael Moore’s self-themed thrill ride and restaurant: “It’s An Endless Buffet World” angered some nearby residents.
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After much hype, the the latest testimonial to American culture was unveiled on the Washington Mall – a monument to the typical NFL fan.
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“We’re gonna’ need a bigger straw.”
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Fortunately for all, Buddha’s nipples are his only erect features.
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“Big Buddha Bubble Gum; The Bubble Gum With A Hummmmmmmmmmmmm.”
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“Have you called Jenny, yet?”
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Quick! Someone get that statue a Manzeere!
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And lo, liberals came from far and wide to kneel before the Moore.
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North Korea revealed the newest statue of Kim Jong-il to the world today…..
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At the sight of this picture, plumbers all over the world spontaneously decided on a change of profession.
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“Bow down, bow down! Before the power of Buddha!”
(not funny unless you saw the Invader Zim Xmas special…)
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“Ray: I tried to imagine something from my childhood, something that couldn’t possibly hurt us.
Peter: Ray, what is it?
Ray: It’s the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Buddha.”
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I blame Bush and his radical Christian right for breaking down the barrier between state and church that lead China to think this state sponsored display of religion was somehow okay.
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The conceptual picture of Las Vegas’s new resort, aimed at attracting well-afluent Hindi’s from India, nicknamed “The New Delhi-licous”, was going to definately alter the skyline significantly.
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Wow, Martha, you were right. It IS obvious which house belongs to Louie Anderson.
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As you can see, Kristie Alley is really popular in China.
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The new proposed peaceful design for the Dome of the Rock location placated neither the Jews, nor the Moslems.
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The proposal to add Rush Limbaugh to Mount Rushmore didn’t draw much support.
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Ted Kennedy accidently walks in on the gorgon, Hillary Clinton while she isn’t wearing her mask.
<singing>’Sit on my face and tell me that mphphppphhhhhhhhh………..’</singing>
Peter Jacksons next film….Budda Kong!!
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Buddha is soooo phat!
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“One from nipple A,
One from nipple B”
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* Ghostbusters III The revenge of Bhudda, starring Michial Moore as Bhudda. Se what happens when the Rotund god gets political on your hieney. Or, his, actually.
* Have you noticed that these Japanese monster movies are getting more bizarre lately?
* The flight to New York did not go well. It was when I try to fit them into an economy class seat that the problems began….
* Well, I think we figured out who plugged the toilet, Jerry.
* (Scenes from a Chinese buffet restaurant;) You here fowa awa! You go NOW!!!!!
* Somehow, you just knew the new spokesman for Burger King was going to go over very well.
* The Chicago Bears new Defensive line.
* What do you mean it’s my turn to change the baby ?
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Rodney thought the statue honoring his captioning feats was a good idea, until he found that the operative description effigy wasn’t an accolade.
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Om my gosh!
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Once he was matched up against Iron Mike Tyson, the Giant Pink Buddha knew he was in trouble.
(think about it)
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The taliban now faced a dilemma, blow up the entire Buddha or keep sending splodey camels.
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Er… what color is Semtex?
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“Bud” always let himself go during the winter. Heck, he knew he could “melt” those pounds off by summer anyway.
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Russel, you stole my idea (the stay-puft marshmallow man)! LOL Ok….since Russel is a thief, here’s my next best shot at this:
The movie King Kong got lost in translation somewhere between America and China.
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or Japan. LOL
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Helen Thomas’s effort to get her visage carved into Mt. Rushmore couldn’t gain any traction in DC.
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Buddhzilla is finally defeated due to his sensitive skin. His strength failing, he sits on the village of Big Ol Pot, near yellow river, and thanks to Buddhzilla, home of brown mountain.
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Michael Moore, spokesman for Waring’s new line of “Newtonian” airplane toilets, demonstrates that force does indeed equal mass x acceleration.
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Onlookers admire a statue from the little-known sect of Fro-Zen Buddhism.
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“Yeah, honey, I can see that there’s a long line out front. But there ain’t no way in hell we’re goin’ around back to get in.”
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“Rodney thought the statue honoring his captioning feats…”
LOL
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Rodney’s Google Image Search for “big Asian boobs” goes horribly awry.
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ROFLMAO! Love that one, skep!!
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Got Milk?
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