Caption Contest Winners

The Ringmaster Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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First: McGehee – “Okay, Karl, you’ve made your point — now go back to making the donkey dance.”

Second: Laurence Simon – Sometimes, an elephant wishes it could forget.

Third: Freakyboy – Once Tommy Tune consciously decided no longer to ignore the elephant in the room, he made it “dance fabulously”.

Honorable Mention:

charles austin – The GOP selection process for it’s new Majority Leader position in the House grows ever more strange.

Combat Banker – As the new ‘Confessions’ video shows, old age & a slowing metabolism finally catch up with Madonna…

Gaijin Biker – In an effort to diversify beyond software, Microsoft unveils a lean, efficient hula hoop organizer.

DaveD – The Republicans had no intention of jumping through any hoops to appease the Democrats. But they showed some willingness to compromise.

DL – Whew! One ring down and only six more to crawl through.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“OK, Now send in the Llamas”

“…and for my next trick I will make Sam Alito a Supreme Court Justice.”

The Monday contest has already been banned in communist China.

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