Caption Contest Winners

The Brokeback Mohammed Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo)

First: Laurence Simon – “Mr. President? This is the Mossad. So, how do you like our cell phone?”

Second: Exek – Ah hum, ah hum, You tell those infidels that my cell-phone came with UN inspector deterrent.

Third: Gaijin Biker – “Hold on, lemme check. Amanda Hugginkiss? Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, everybody, I need Amanda Hugginkiss!”

Honorable Mention:

The Man – “Jack Bauer? I never heard of you”

DaveD – “That’s what I said, 50 pizzas to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue… Yes, the name is George…”

Sgt. Fluffy – For the last time infidel! I am not Yakov Smirnoff!!!

Moe Lane – Hey, Mahmoud, it’s W. Quick question: anybody brief you on MOABs?

yetanotherjohn – Hello? Goldies 91? I would like to request the “Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran” song.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Why yes my phone does have a GPS locator, why do you ask President Bush?”

“No, I don’t know whats covered with Sand and glows in the dark.”

“Yes yes, goats milk, the two towers are filled with lots of fresh goats milk, if you know what I mean”

“Yes you hear everyone here laughing, my ringtone is Shania Twains’, Man! I feel like a woman.”

“… and who is this Prince Albert?”

“…and now I’m in a ziggy cartoon?”

The The Thursday contest is already on its way to Valhalla

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