Caption Contest Winners

The The Bigger They Are… Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)

First: Maggie – I tink eet waz me taco fart got him!

Second: Jeff Vreeland – That’s right folks!! There is a new sheriff in town, so you better mind your manners!!

Third: Kent – The bigger they are, the harder they fall asleep.

Honorable Mention:

MCGehee – After several hours of labor, Chi-Chi finally gave birth to a most amazing puppy.

radio free fred – “Wake up, I bought you a matching sweater!”

Mark Jaquith – More pictures of abuse at Abu Ghraib surface.

Phil Smith – Who’s the bitch now?!?!?!?

T. Harris – Laying dog not sleeping: “Yeah, well, we’ll see how cute they think it is when they look in the back yard and the only thing they find left of Pepe is a couple of dog turds wrapped in colored yarn.”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Heh, heh, now I’m gonna get medieval on his ass.”

It was assumed that Alcohol was involved as ‘Killer’ waited 24 hours before reporting the incident.

“Dick Cheney did it, he shot my friend.”

Little dog: “That’ll teach him to sniff my ass.”

The The Monday contest is already making like a French surrender monkey.

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