Time for the Monday OTB Caption Contest^TM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

The Holy Toothpaste! Edition OTB Caption Contest™ is now over.

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: yetanotherjohn – Behold the majestic eagle … as it is passed out of a joint committee with bipartisan support.

Second: FormerHostage – What’s the difference between this and Barney Frank? One’s a creepy, blood-sucking rodent that craps on the floor, and the other’s a bat.

Third: Lisa T. – Alfred, how many times do I have to tell you – STOP PUTTING MY BAT SUIT IN THE DRYER!

✰ DODD’S END OF THE DOCKET ✰

“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.” – Phil Smith

Speaker Pelosi prepares for her next press conference. – Wyatt Earp

Rodney will return November 23rd.

Someone with a lot of time on his hands has compiled a 10 minute video purporting to be “A selection of the top 100 quotes from The Wire, the greatest TV show ever made.”

Not surprisingly, virtually all of them contain NSFW language, with the F- and N-words being especially well represented.

via Jason Kottke

Time for an OTB Caption Contest^TM

Winners will be announced Tuesday-ish.

The Second Line Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: physics geek – A band consisting of Chicago area voters gathered for a jam session.

Second: FormerHostage – The parade was led by the “Famous Supermodels” marching band.

Third: Wyatt Earp – Sadly, President Obama could not keep all of his skeletons in the closet.

HONORABLE MENTION

elliot – The band playing for the president had run of the White House facilities. After all they had a skeleton key.

Maggie Mama – Make no bones about it the Public Option is dead.

Zelsdorf Ragshaft III – Grateful dead playing the White House, with Garcia.

yetanotherjohn – Oh great, we elect the first black president and he has entertainers show up in white face.

FormerHostage – Tragedy struck as a pack of feral wiener dogs attacked and buried the drummer somewhere in the lawn.

G.A.Phillips – Ya sure the new President seems like a likable fellow, but whats with the mummy’s and skeletons popping out of ground every time he yawns and stretches out his arms?

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

It later became known as the Obam-ho-tep two step.

What’s black and white and dead all over?

The Rolling Stones are really starting to show their age.

Rodney will return November 23rd.

Weekend Caption Jam Linkfest. . .

• Rodney has all that jazz.
• Wizbang really knows how to clear a room.
• Wyatt Earp feels a disturbance in the force.
• Cowboy Blob is goin’ to the dogs.
• RT’s Ponderings is just bidin’ time
• Blonde Sagacity doesn’t think Bill is a little prick.
• Military Times is keepin’ his head above water.

Other Humor:
Icanhascheezburger welcomes you to the kitteh cult.
V the K always has the best pictures at Caption This!

I’ve been running the OTB Caption Contest since November 2004. So this month marks the 5th year of purveying moronic humor. With the exception of a few weeks each summer OTB has run two contests a week. I’m going to take a couple of more weeks off this month, not because of the not so onerous burden of running the caption contest, but my grandson, and first grandchild, was born this morning, and I’ll be traveling across country to visit my daughter for a few weeks. I’ll return around the week of Thanksgiving. — rodney

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The ♬ Louie Louie ♬ Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Maggie Mama – Although he’s still dithering about Afghanistan, President Obama decided that a replacement for the USS Sequoia is essential?

Second: yetanotherjohn – The justice department found no reason to suspect any voter intimidation based on the photos.

Third: charles austin – There are no atheists in fo’c’sles.

HONORABLE MENTION

Stormy Dragon – o/~ A three hour tour… A three hour tour… o/~

DL – The Obama civilian navy patrols the Detroit River.

floyd – Unfamiliar with modern weapons, this Somali pirate finds himself strangled seconds after pulling the trigger.

Maniakes – Guns don’t kill people. Pirates kill people.

MstrB – Give us your Raiders tickets.

Clovis – Party time! We’ve got the kidnapped Captain belowdeck, and it’s not like they’ve got SEALs or anything. Best. Plan. Ever.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Isn’t that the USS Ronald Reagan?
I think we’re gonna need a bigger Boat.

Gilligan, drop those coconuts…

Alright who ate the last of the Strawberry Ice Cream?

“Oh-oh, Chongo!”

The Thursday Contest is already bringin’ out the dead..

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption Contest^TM

(AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

Winners will be announced Monday PM