“Say that, in 1993, you were at a bar having some beers with a dolphin” has been nominated and seconded as the “Best opening sentence. EVER.”
University of Florida linebacker Antonio Morrison has been suspended after barking at a police dog.
Dr. Keith Ablow lays out the case that President Obama is conducting psychological warfare on us.
I’ve got my differences with Charlie Schumer and Joe Manchin. But there’s no need to call names.
So, the PowerLine gang experimented with an annoying pre-load survey widget to boost revenue. A certain mustachioed Austrian is not amused.
Jokes aren’t funny if you have to explain them. Explaining how the joke got written can be marginally funny.
A diet rich in olive oil, nuts, beans, fish, fruits and vegetables, and wine is good for your heart.
While I’m sure President Obama has fantasies of launching drones on Congress, it’s not over his drone policy.
Six weeks ago, we held a non-binding referendum asking Americans who they’d like for president. Yesterday, the real election was held.
Somebody drove a car into a McDonald’s in DC’s Adams Morgan neighborhood, prompting Ryan Lizza to quip, “This time Michelle Obama’s gone too far.”
When Jerry Seinfeld writes a letter to the editor, the editor publishes the letter. Really.
Chamake Mauriene reveals America’s secret to world domination in Pravda.