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Jeff Conaway Dead at 60, Drug Overdose

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Actor Jeff Conaway, best known for his role of Bobby Wheeler on “Taxi,” is dead after a drug overdose.

Colbert Super PAC, Citizens United, and Silly Election Laws

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Stephen Colbert has been running an ongoing shtick in which he’s trying to start a political action committee, gets letters from his Viacom bosses poo-pooing the idea, and then inviting his lawyer on to explain ways to get around these concerns.

Graphic of the (End of) Day(s)

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From the home page of Family Radio: My question:  will it say “-01″ tomorrow?

Willie Nelson Endorses Gary Johnson – No, Dennis Kucinich – For President

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Willie Nelson is torn between Gary Johnson and Dennis Kucinich.

Explaining Trump

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When one realizes that Trump is basically a brand, rather than anything else, his PR foray into politics makes more sense.

Go the Fuck to Sleep Goes Viral

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Go The Fuck to Sleep, the children’s book aimed at parents, has become an Internet sensation and reached #1 on Amazon well before its release owing to a leaked copy.

Schwarzenegger/Shriver Split Due To Love Child

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Well, now we know the reason that Arnold Schwazenegger and Maria Shriver split after more than two decades of marriage: Former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, separated after she learned he had fathered a child more than a decade ago — before his first run for office — with a longtime [...]

Superman Loves America After All

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Superman doesn’t hate America after all!

Headline Reaction (The Donald Edition)

Headline (via Reuters):  Donald Trump says public scorn greater than he expected. Reaction:  That’s because, a) when one is as egotistical as Trump, one tends to over-estimate how others view oneself, and b) there is a radical difference between being a celebrity and being a politician.

So, Are They Saying That Obama Is Darth Vader?

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An amusing parody, but I’m not sure what point they’re trying to make: CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday. In a [...]

Nerdiest Correction Ever

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An item in the Extra Bases baseball notebook last Sunday misidentified, in some editions, the origin of the name Orcrist the Goblin Cleaver, which Mets pitcher R. A. Dickey gave one of his bats. Orcrist was not, as Dickey had said, the name of the sword used by Bilbo Baggins in the Misty Mountains in “The Hobbit”; Orcrist was the sword used by the dwarf Thorin Oakenshield in the book. (Bilbo Baggins’s sword was called Sting.)

Schwarzenegger and Shriver Separate

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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have announced their separation after 25 years of marriage.

From the “Things We Didn’t Need” File

Via the AP:  Donny and Marie bring 1st studio album in 30 years.

Rock-Pop Mashups

Mashup videos: Iron Maiden and The Monkees (“The Trooper Believer”) and Pink Floyd and Bee Gees (“Stayin’ Alive in the Wall”)

Superman Renounces American Citizenship

Superman will renounce his American citizenship!

Man Arrested for Singing Racist Song ‘Kung Fu Fighting’

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Singing the 1974 Carl Douglas classic “Kung Fu Fighting” can get you arrested in England.

The Hobbit, Pulp Fiction Style

Thoreau envisions the mashup of Tolkien’s Hobbit and Tarentino’s Pulp Fiction: Balrog:  “Quenya, spider-f**ker, do you speak it?” [...] The way your uncle Bilbo looked at it, this Ring was your birthright. He’d be damned if any Orc’s gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his nephew’s birthright, so he hid it, in the one [...]

Roger Ebert Reviews Atlas Shrugged

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Roger Ebert lays the smack down on the Atlas Shrugged film — but not for the reasons you’d think.

Quote of the Day: Poor Zathras Edition

“I have to admit, the combination of being right and wholly irrelevant is insanely frustrating.” – Bernard Finel I’m reminded of another sage with a similar fate: “Zathras warn, but no, no one listen to poor Zathras, no.” – Zathras There is, I must admit, something surreal about correctly predicting, for example, that Obama would [...]

Zsa Zsa Gabor Trying to Have Kid at 94

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Zsa Zsa Gabor’s 67-year-old husband says he and the 94-year-old actress are seeking to have a child through a surrogate.

Should Trump Be Fired From ‘Apprentice’?

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Donald Trump is waiting to announce whether he’s running for president until after taping of “The Apprentice” concludes. Some thing NBC shouldn’t allow him to wait.

Sesame Street, Pakistan: Your Tax Dollars at Work

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The Federal government is funding a Pakistan version of Sesame Street for $20 million.

Bristol Palin Paid $262,500 by Candies, 7 Times Amount Spent on Teen Pregnancy Prevention

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Bristol Palin was paid $262,500 by Candies Foundation as an anti-teen pregnancy spokesman. That’s 7 times what they spent on teen pregnancy prevention.

Breaking! Charlie Sheen an Egotistical Jerk

Via Inside TV: Boo’s Walk-Outs for “Torpedo of Truth” The grandest irony, given many of Sheen’s public pronouncements to the contrary, is that this piece proves Sheen needs a writer. Also, this struck me as pretty much on target: There’s a scene in a Simpsons episode where Homer breaks an ant farm on the space [...]

Sheer Genius (Zombies Meet Cylons via PoliSci Edition)

If you have any familiarity with Dan Drezner’s new book, Theories of International Politics and Zombies and/or with IR theory, you have to watch this. Who says polisci profs have no fun at conferences? (Although there has been nothing so amusing at the conference I am currently attending).

WKRP and Stupid Copyright Laws

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The iconic WKRP in Cincinnati is not being syndicated or available on DVD in its original format because it’s classic rock soundtrack is hamstrung by copyright laws and music licensing fees.

Arnold Schwarzenegger ‘Governator’ Comic Book

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has mastered the worlds of bodybuilding, show business, and politics. Next, he’s going to try his hand at being a Marvel superhero.

Rebecca Black vs. The Beatles

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A meme that will go away soon, I hope. via imgur

Lester Bangs Letter – Sorry About the Tape

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This letter from legendary music journalist Lester Bangs is making the rounds

Rebecca Black’s “Friday”: Perhaps The Worst Song Ever

This is a joke, right?

Good Poll Number for Palin

In a hypothetical match-up with Charlie Sheen, Public Policy Polling find that Sarah Palin would win 49-29. Now, if only Palin can get the Democrats to nominate Sheen… Going inside the numbers we find, however, that independents prefer Sheen to Palin, 41/36. However, Sheen’s ability to win is clearly undercut by the fact that he [...]

Ru Paul for President

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Ru Paul for President 2012 bumper sticker

Rock Hall Of Fame Running on Empty?

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They’re letting anyone into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame these days.

Gilbert Gottfried Fired From Aflac After Japan Tweets

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Comedian Gilbert Gottfried is the latest idiot celebrity to damage their career on Twitter.

Poker Bots Invade Online Gambling Sites

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Automated programs are getting very good at poker and are winning large sums on online gambling sites.

Count Chocula and Franken Berry

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An offhand comment in my post “Obama Killed Cap’n Crunch” sparked inquiries about the fate of the General Mills line of cereals featuring monster characters.

Obama Killed Cap’n Crunch

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Cap’n Crunch is going the way of Joe Camel.

Charlie Sheen Symbolizes Western Decadance

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An op-ed by a Hao Leifeng in China’s Global Times argues that “Actor Charlie Sheen is a classic example of the difference in Western and Eastern values and norms.”

Charlie Sheen Fired from ‘Two and a Half Men’

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Charlie Sheen was the highest paid sitcom actor on the planet. Until a few minutes ago:

Charlie Sheen’s Women

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Why is Charlie Sheen seen as likable despite his serial abuse of women?

Gin and Juice – The Gourds

The Gourds perform “Gin and Juice” at Bumbershoot in Seattle, September 2007.

James Franco Does It All

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James Franco is a film director, screenwriter, painter, author, performance artist and actor. And working on a PhD at Yale.

Is The Chicken Local?

Our roving correspondent Richard Gardner forwarded me this clip from “Portlandia,” a series of which I’d never heard, on IFC, of which I’d also never heard, starring Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein. The “Is it local?” bit is fairly amusing:

Dance with Dragons gets Release Date

Via EW.com:  Huge ‘Game of Thrones’ news: ‘Dance With Dragons’ publication date revealed! – EXCLUSIVE. The date:  July 12th. Of course, I will believe it when I actually have the book in my hands (especially since GRRM says at his site, “No.  Sorry.  Not done yet.” although he does say “The end is in sight, [...]

Charlie Sheen Quotes as New Yorker Cartoons

For example: A list of them here:  Charlie Sheen Quotes As New Yorker Cartoons h/t:  Scott Lemieux @ LGM

Sheen v. Gaddafi: The Quiz

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Via the Guardian:  Charlie Sheen v Muammar Gaddafi: whose line is it anyway? It’s harder than you might think.

An Official Statement Concerning Violence, Threats of Violence, Comparisons to Hitler, Etc.

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My official statement. Please refer to this the next time somebody says something stupid.

Mariah, Beyoncé, Usher and Gaddafi Money

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Muammar Gadaffi’s family hired big name entertainers for parties. What with the ongoing mayhem in Libya, that’s coming under scrutiny.

Jerry Seinfeld Can Mock Missy Chase Lapine

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A New York judge has sided with comedian Jerry Seinfeld in a bizarre lawsuit by a crazy woman who writes cookbooks.

Wisconsin Protesters Bizarro Tea Party?

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Is Jon Stewart a useful idiot?

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