Schwarzenegger/Shriver Split Due To Love Child
Well, now we know the reason that Arnold Schwazenegger and Maria Shriver split after more than two decades of marriage: Former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, separated after she learned he had fathered a child more than a decade ago — before his first run for office — with a longtime [...]
So, Are They Saying That Obama Is Darth Vader?
An amusing parody, but I’m not sure what point they’re trying to make: CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday. In a [...]
Nerdiest Correction Ever
An item in the Extra Bases baseball notebook last Sunday misidentified, in some editions, the origin of the name Orcrist the Goblin Cleaver, which Mets pitcher R. A. Dickey gave one of his bats. Orcrist was not, as Dickey had said, the name of the sword used by Bilbo Baggins in the Misty Mountains in “The Hobbit”; Orcrist was the sword used by the dwarf Thorin Oakenshield in the book. (Bilbo Baggins’s sword was called Sting.)
The Hobbit, Pulp Fiction Style
Thoreau envisions the mashup of Tolkien’s Hobbit and Tarentino’s Pulp Fiction: Balrog: “Quenya, spider-f**ker, do you speak it?” [...] The way your uncle Bilbo looked at it, this Ring was your birthright. He’d be damned if any Orc’s gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his nephew’s birthright, so he hid it, in the one [...]
Quote of the Day: Poor Zathras Edition
“I have to admit, the combination of being right and wholly irrelevant is insanely frustrating.” – Bernard Finel I’m reminded of another sage with a similar fate: “Zathras warn, but no, no one listen to poor Zathras, no.” – Zathras There is, I must admit, something surreal about correctly predicting, for example, that Obama would [...]
Breaking! Charlie Sheen an Egotistical Jerk
Via Inside TV: Boo’s Walk-Outs for “Torpedo of Truth” The grandest irony, given many of Sheen’s public pronouncements to the contrary, is that this piece proves Sheen needs a writer. Also, this struck me as pretty much on target: There’s a scene in a Simpsons episode where Homer breaks an ant farm on the space [...]
Good Poll Number for Palin
In a hypothetical match-up with Charlie Sheen, Public Policy Polling find that Sarah Palin would win 49-29. Now, if only Palin can get the Democrats to nominate Sheen… Going inside the numbers we find, however, that independents prefer Sheen to Palin, 41/36. However, Sheen’s ability to win is clearly undercut by the fact that he [...]
Dance with Dragons gets Release Date
Via EW.com: Huge ‘Game of Thrones’ news: ‘Dance With Dragons’ publication date revealed! – EXCLUSIVE. The date: July 12th. Of course, I will believe it when I actually have the book in my hands (especially since GRRM says at his site, “No. Sorry. Not done yet.” although he does say “The end is in sight, [...]



































