CONTEST: 10 WORST SONGS OF THE LAST 25 YEARS
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Wednesday, July 30, 2003
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Mark Hasty has a pretty good list, although I actually like a couple songs on it. And, honestly, any such list that excludes Madonna’s remake of “American Pie” is suspect. Dylan Wilbanks has a competing list that misses that obvious choice, but includes “Achy Breaky Heart.”
So, let’s start a new OTB non-Caption Contest. In the comments section, write your own list of 10 worst songs and why.
Rules:
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1. No songs on either Mark’s or Dylan’s list or the Madonna song are eligible.
2. To avoid sniping, you may include no more than two songs mentioned by any of the previous posters.
3. The judge’s decisions are final.
4. Some restrictions apply.
5. Void where prohibited.
6. Entries must be postmarked by 3 PM, Eastern Daylight Time, August 1, 2003.
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Can employees of Michael Jackson take part, or is that a conflict of interest?
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10. Party All the Time – Eddie Murphy -my “actor” vote since Swayze was already taken
9. Muskrat Love – Captain and Tennille – The name alone gets it in here
8. Music Box Dancer – an instramental song that got a lot of play about 15(?) years ago
7. Candle in the Wind – Elton John – Remake of another song I don’t like
6. You Light Up My Life – Debby Boone – Just Eeewwww
5. Seasons In The Sun – Terry Jacks (had to look up the name) A song about suicide that gets stuck in your head?
4. I Got My Mind Set On You – George Harrison – The ENTIRE chorus is these six words repeated over and over and over and…
3. The ORIGINAL “American Pie” by Don McLean (was it in the last 25 years?). This song is WAY overrated, is not about Buddy Holly and is simply irritating
2. Levon – Elton John – I DO like some songs from Sir John, but this one just sucks (Levon wears his war wound like a crown/He calls his child Jesus? Who writes this #$(%? )
1. *ALL* Rap. I would also put “Most Disco”, but I don’t want two disqualifications
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Just for the record, I did consider Madonna’s “we’ll sing verses 1 and 5″ version of American Pie, but I had a hard time convincing myself it was worse than any of the 10 songs I listed. I mean, it’s completely unlistenable, but I don’t feel instantly nauseous at the sound of the song (like I do with God Bless The USA or Songbird or Achy Breaky Heart).
I DID out-and-out forget about Starship, and I’m kicking myself over that.
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There are a lot of bad ones, to be sure. And I’m with you on Greenwood. I heard that one so many times while in the Army that I’m sick of it.
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10. cher – believe
9. anything brian mcknight. sorry, your counting skills don’t count.
8. lionel richie – all night long
7. bon jovi – livin on a prayer
6. bonnie tyler – holding out for a hero
5. P. Diddy, etc – *that sting sampler song*
4. Mariah – Can’t take that away
3. Britney – Oops I did it again [first snipe]
2. lolly – Viva la radio
1. Styx – The best of times
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“All Night Long” is Richie’s best song. At least it isn’t “Dancing on the Ceiling.” Strange song, stranger video.
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In reverse order:
10.) “Don’t Come Around Here No More” by Tom Petty
9.) “Waterfalls” by TLC
8.) “Too Shy” by Kajagoogoo
7.) “Nothing’s gonna stop us now” by Starship
5.) “Please Forgive Me” by Bryan Adams
4.) “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” by the Crash Test Dummies
3.) “Just a Gigolo” by David Lee Roth
2.) “Broken Arrow” by Rod Stewart
1.) “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston
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mmunich you are getting old fast ;-) The Music Box Dancer was a hit in 1979. (Frank Mills, reached 2 or 3 I forget)
And my top 10 list is all pressed into one and it is THE worst song ever made….
“People Who Need People” by Barbara “I can’t spel Gephart” Streisand.
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10: “Big Pimpin’”by Jay Z
9: remake of “Angel in the Morning” by Shaggy and sidekick Bombastic
8: “tubthumping”(?) by a band with a crazy name
7: “ray of Light” by Madonna
6: “Rico Suave”
5: anything by Corn
4: anything by Marilyn Manson
3: “vacation” by the Go-Gos
2: “Silent Night” duet by David Bowie and Bing Crosby
1: “scream” by Janet and Micheal Jackson
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I think I’m going to win this contest because everyone (except, I think, OF Jay) has violated one rule or another. Madonna songs, copies, and pre-1978 songs are all invalid.
BTW, “Tubthumping” by Chumbawumba was, like, #11 on my list.
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Eric,
Heh. Good point on the pre-1978 songs. Madonna songs other than the American Pie remake are eligible, however.
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From Paul:
> mmunich you are getting old fast ;-) The Music
> Box Dancer was a hit in 1979
(In best Homer voice): Doooh! I just hated that song running in my head. If anyone here is a Star Trek TNG fan, there was this episode where Dianna was almost driven crazy with a song running through her head…oh, never mind.
Hey, I LIKE the entry of Rico Suave by JW. And a few others would have made my list if I thought about them. The thing about bad songs is that you don’t WANT to remember them, so you do forget some that might make the list.
I would suggest a competition for Worst Music Video ever (Rico Suave made me think of it), but I haven’t watched MTV in probably a decade or more so would be out of date.
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Day 2 of the contest and NO ONE has entered the Spice Girls yet? Baillif! …
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I can proudly say I don’t know any Spice Girls songs!
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I sorta wear that as a badge of honor too. ;-)
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What were Bowie and Bing trying to pull off? What’s worse every Christmas the music channels play it to fulfill their seasonal music quota.
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The Spice Girls’ first hit (with the “Zig-a-zig ah” in it) was ok. Thankfully I can’t remember any other song by them.
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Eric. Once James listens to lolly’s viva la radio i think the choice will be clinched.
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Any and all songs by my basement band, of which I still have the cassette tapes we made. If I remember correctly some of the song titles were:
Ducks in the Pond
Margaret Thatcher’s Hands
I’m Not Donald Sutherland’s Wife
Barfy the Dog
This should be an automatic win since all of these songs were sooooooo bad that they never were published. QED.
P.S. The Lemonhead was the drummer, duh.
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Disco Duck! Does anyone else remember that one? late 70′s
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“People Who Need People” is from 1964!
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10 Worst Songs
Dylan Wilbanks, Mark Hasty, and James Joyner are yapping about really, really bad songs. Here’s my list of the 10
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Well at least
\”Muskrat Love\” has only showed up once so far!
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CONTEST EXTENDED
The 10 WORST SONGS OF THE LAST 25 YEARS will remain open until tomorrow at noon Eastern. I’m too tired to figure out the winners…
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