Early Front-runner for Headline of the Year
Steven L. Taylor
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Wednesday, February 25, 2015
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Via the BBC: Urinating man claimed to be Star Trek’s Jean-Luc Picard
About Steven L. Taylor
Steven L. Taylor is a Professor of Political Science and a College of Arts and Sciences Dean. His main areas of expertise include parties, elections, and the institutional design of democracies. His most recent book is the co-authored
A Different Democracy: American Government in a 31-Country Perspective. He earned his Ph.D. from the University of Texas and his BA from the University of California, Irvine. He has been blogging since 2003 (originally at the now defunct Poliblog).
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To no one’s surprise, apparently alcohol was involved.
“It wasn’t me — the urine was transported to just in front of my pants!!”
This story calls for that image of Picard performing a face palm.
@CSK: Ask, and ye shall receive.
https://blog.uber.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/picard-facepalm7.jpg
He obviously misunderstood what Picard meant when he kept calling Riker “Number One”.
Two things:
(1) I was surprised that this did not take place in Florida
(2) Fortunately, no gun was involved
@al-Ameda:
Mr. Faux-Picard might beg to differ…
engage.
True story:
Monteagle TN cop: “Did anybody else pee out here?” while looking at a puddle of piss 10 feet in diameter and an inch deep.
Me: “Oh no sir, just me.” and on the cuffs went.
I figure he was jealous ’cause anyone with a bladder that big MUST have a penis to match.
Apparently this court is not bound by mandatory sentencing.
What a relief for Mr. Clinton.
@Mikey:
“This is my rifle,
This is my gun.
One is for fighting
The other’s for fun.”
@Stormy Dragon:
Early front-runner for Comment of the Year.