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1. Michael Demmons says:
   Monday, July 24, 2006 at 20:31

   this is the third reference to this today on this site and people would be tired of it enough now to just say, “Screw it, let’s end the war!”???

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2. charles austin says:
   Monday, July 24, 2006 at 22:18

   … because Achmed doesn’t surf!

   P.S.: I’m flattered.

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3. Wayne says:
   Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 05:52

   Because I receive daily water enemas.

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4. Bill Faith says:
   Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 06:33

   “… I’d have disarmed the Israelis last summer.”

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5. Old War Dogs says:
   Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 07:47

   Bush Sends Kerry to Solve Israel-Hezbollah War…

   (2006-07-24) — After learning that the battle between Israel and Hezbollah could have been prevented if Sen. John Kerry, D-MA, had been the U.S. Commander in Chief, President George Bush today dispatched Sen. Kerry to the war-torn region to get…

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6. LJD says:
   Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 08:25

   …I would have challenged Hezbollah to a windsurfing contest (and every one knows terrosits can’t swim).

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7. Matt says:
   Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 10:29

   Hezbollah would have taken one look at these bulging forearms and run away, screaming like little girls.

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8. Kenny says:
   Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 11:29

   Because I would have voted for them taking Israeli soldiers hostage. And then voted against it.

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9. Anderson says:
   Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 11:41

   I’d advise against the fill-in-the-blanks in future; past contests have demonstrated that people can come up with really good captions without prodding.

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