Outside the Beltway

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1. Michael Demmons says:
   Monday, 24 July 2006 at 20:31

   this is the third reference to this today on this site and people would be tired of it enough now to just say, “Screw it, let’s end the war!”???
2. charles austin says:
   Monday, 24 July 2006 at 22:18

   … because Achmed doesn’t surf!

   P.S.: I’m flattered.
3. Wayne says:
   Tuesday, 25 July 2006 at 05:52

   Because I receive daily water enemas.
4. Bill Faith says:
   Tuesday, 25 July 2006 at 06:33

   “… I’d have disarmed the Israelis last summer.”
5. LJD says:
   Tuesday, 25 July 2006 at 08:25

   …I would have challenged Hezbollah to a windsurfing contest (and every one knows terrosits can’t swim).
6. Matt says:
   Tuesday, 25 July 2006 at 10:29

   Hezbollah would have taken one look at these bulging forearms and run away, screaming like little girls.
7. Kenny says:
   Tuesday, 25 July 2006 at 11:29

   Because I would have voted for them taking Israeli soldiers hostage. And then voted against it.
8. Anderson says:
   Tuesday, 25 July 2006 at 11:41

   I’d advise against the fill-in-the-blanks in future; past contests have demonstrated that people can come up with really good captions without prodding.