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When Madonna came up with this idea, she was thinking _______________.
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When Madonna came up with this idea, she was thinking _______________.
Sandwich
… if Rabbi Youdkevitch says the Kabballah requires this, who am I to argue with him?
It’s so hard to find good gay, Jewish help these days.
Piece in our time.
Ishmael… Jacob… They’re BOTH Johnsons to me!
Why can’t the Jews and Muslims get along in a Christian manner?
Just my luck, neither of them will touch a pig.
I really hate the right wing theocracy that insists of labeling people, unlike the pure at heart left who sees each as an individual.
What am I wearing for Halloween this year?
HOnestly I find the picture kind of creepy.
“Oh, Maplethorpe, I’ve so upstaged you…”
When Madonna came up with this idea, she was thinking???!!!?!?!?!?!?
Can’t top Charles Austin’s line.
“I was told to expect my territory to be occupied. Hello?!”
Just my luck, neither of them will touch a pig.
Definitely the winner!!
“Terrorist to the right of me,
Circumsized to the left,
Here I am,
Stuck in the middle with me.”
The Lebanese-Israeli peace talks were advanced today when both sides finally agreed on something: Madonna is a pagan whore
… I’m too sexy for Islam, too sexy for Islam … and I’m too sexy for Yahweh, too sexy for Yahweh…”
… they promised me these pictures from the CIA’s secret prisons would never be released!
… Frank Rich has already told me he loves my avant garde production of The Producers.
… so, Achmed, tell me again about the right of return.
… I’m so impressed that you both want to fight over the “Ho”-ly land.
… circumsized, uncircumsized, circumsized, uncircumsized … decisions, decisions.
“What’s an innocent Catholic girl to do?”