Food in a Box!!!
OMB Director Mick Mulvaney was super pleased to announce that instead of receiving massive tax cuts, wealthy individuals would henceforth be sent boxes of random luxury goods in the mail chosen by the government.
Oh wait, that didn’t happen. Because that would be ridiculous.
No, he instead announced that the Trump Administration is seeking to overhaul the food stamps program by replacing some of the recipients’ benefits with monthly boxes of American “homegrown” products.
Hey, and who says Republicans don’t love poor people?
Look at that, those kindly Republicans saving these unfortunate impoverished souls the hassle of doing their own shopping. Or the bother of thinking. Or choosing. Or living with a touch of freedom or dignity.