Frank Campaign Ads

James Joyner · Wednesday, February 18, 2004 · 2 Comments

Frank J has some suggestions for Bush’s re-election ad campaign.

Black and white picture of John Kerry with ominous sounding music.

ANNOUNCER: Kerry likes to tout his military record in Vietnam and belittle Bush’s National Guard Service in Alabama but…

Picture of evacuation of Saigon.

ANNOUNCER: Fact: We lost in Vietnam, and that country is now ruled by Communists.

Picture of happy looking southerners.

ANNOUNCER: Fact: Alabama was protected during the seventies and now has a stable – albeit crude – democracy.

Fade to black.

GRAPHIC: Re-Elect George Bush – He fights battles we can win.

Heh.

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Ricky Vandal says:

Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 07:28

Kerry is a Creep. The intern might be out but the sword of Hanoi Jane is getting bigger and bigger over Kerry’s head. Read this blog and newspaper articles about veterans callling Kerry a traitor.
http://hughhewitt.com/

It also has a link to transcripts of what Kerry told the senate commission about “raping, murdering” American soldiers in Vietnam in the early 70′s.

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dw says:

Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 13:09

Someone is going to have to buy me a new monitor.

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