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New Zealand Prime Minister John Key: I Am Not A Shapeshifting Space Reptile
Of course, this is exactly what you’d expect a Shapeshifting Space Reptile to say.
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New Zealand Prime Minister John Key: I Am Not A Shapeshifting Space Reptile
Of course, this is exactly what you’d expect a Shapeshifting Space Reptile to say.
He’s lying. I’ve seen him hanging out with the other Reptoids at the airport.
“Don’t believe denial,” said Dan Ube.
As a Shapeshifting Space Reptile I can say unequivocally, he lies.
See, this is where the Kiwis could use someone like Joe Wilson to call him out on this.
(In fact, they’re free to have him.)