Jesse Ventura Needs Hiding Lessons
Via TPM Livewire: Jesse Ventura Says He’s Hiding From Drones In Mexico (VIDEO)
“I’m off the grid. I move about with my TV show so that the drones can’t find me and you won’t know exactly where I am as long as we have solar power and we can reach the satellite," Ventura said during an appearance on CNBC’s "Closing Bell."
"I view the United States today much like East Berlin. And I’m off the grid. I’ve tried for 20 years to warn the country about the Democrats and Republicans and nobody’s listening from the inside looking out. Now I’m doing it on the outside looking in. I now view the United States from the outside and I don’t like what I see."
First: if he is accessing a satellite, isn’t that a great way to track him?
Second: This is not the best advert for third parties,.
Third: Since he is promoting a TV called Off the Grid, color he a tad skeptical as to exactly how much he is really trying to go off the grid,.
Bonus hint for the Governor: If one really doesn’t want to be found, I would suggest, a) not giving interviews, and b) not having a TV show.
(For anyone who is familiar with James Adomian’s Jess Ventura impersonation, you know this is just the basis for more comedy gold).