Most Worthless Breaking News Alert Ever?

I awoke to find the following in my mailbox from CNN:

Britain’s Prince William marries Catherine Middleton at Westminster Abbey, giving her a ring of Welsh gold.

Since we have all been told over and over and over about this wedding,somehow this doesn’t strike me as breaking news.

Now, had they skipped the big ceremony and headed to Vegas to get married by an Elvis impersonator, that would have been news.

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Steven L. Taylor is a Professor of Political Science and a College of Arts and Sciences Dean. His main areas of expertise include parties, elections, and the institutional design of democracies. His most recent book is the co-authored A Different Democracy: American Government in a 31-Country Perspective. He earned his Ph.D. from the University of Texas and his BA from the University of California, Irvine. He has been blogging since 2003 (originally at the now defunct Poliblog). Follow Steven on Twitter

Comments

  1. James Joyner says:

    Pretty much my reaction. Although I did find the part about the “ring of Welsh gold” mildly amusing.

  2. Jay Tea says:

    Well, since Will will become “Prince of Wales” should Charles assume the throne, it’s appropriate, I guess…

    But yeah, pretty useless announcement.

    J.

  3. Oops–blogged before checking the page.

    Indeed, I almost quipped that perhaps the ring of welsh gold was the reason for the breaking news.

  4. Jay Tea says:

    spam alert from “prasad’s” comment…

    J.