New Years Caption Contest
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Monday, January 1, 2007
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Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
by Rodney Dill — TIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006
(AP Photo/Natacha Pisarenko/FILE)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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[IMG] Caption Contest Winners Thursday, January 04, 2007 The Lemguins Marching Into The Sea Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over. [IMG] [IMG] (AP Photo/Natacha Pisarenko/FILE) The Winners: First: charles austin – Moments later, in Mel Gibson’s Antarcticalypto, the penguins turn on their human benefactors
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Whoa, I can’t swim…
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The destruction of American foreign policy complete, the remaining Neocons of the GOP cross the Potomac River to take on the challenge of revamping Baltimore city governance.
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Hut-one Hut-two Where we headin’
I don’t know we was never told, three four.
Hut-one Hut-two Not goin in the water
Way too cold, three four.
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Would you quit saying…”It’s either sink or swim”
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“Now children, don’t get too close to the people. They carry diseases and can attack even when unprovoked.”
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Documented proof! Of course, it took an underwearless Britney to get us all out here.
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Rags to wipe oil off penguins: $4.00
Patagonia outerwear: $840.00
Sony Blu-Ray TV Camera: $4,200.00
Feeling superior to the rest of humanity: Priceless
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The democrats on parade….
The Disney corporation decided to go with lemmings after his first attempt at creating a mass drowning suicide failed.
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“The Race to Drown Each Other Before the Democrats Take Over Congress”
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Sadly, the people sending the penguins off failed to see the Orcas circling offshore….
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I’m telling you, the first sign of oil…I’M OUTTA HERE!
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The 2007 edition of the annual New Year’s day swim and polar bears have become an endangered species.
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Following their press conference, the penguins prepared to swim north, proceeding with their plan to protest the depiction of penguins in the movie “Happy Feet”
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All dressed in tuxedos, they were ready for a formal send off!
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After the formal and seemingly dignified farewell ceremony at the U.N., Kofi Annan and his administration are bid a farewell after being shown the back door and the “way home” via the East River.
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“Have any of you humans seen an iceberg around here? It’s white, craggy, and 90% of it is underwater. We’re sure we parked it around here somewhere.”
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“Chumley!”
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Lark of the Penguins.
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The environmentalists cheered, not knowing that merely 110 meters offshore an equally jubilant orca was awaiting the arrival of lunch.
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Penguins think, “What a bunch of conformists. Every year they show up with cameras, just like lemmings”
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“I’ve told you a thousand times to watch your step! If my feet ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy!”
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While the penguins didn’t share in the financial success of the movies “March of the penguins” and “Happy feet”, they are enjoying the benefit of a human wind break.
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Nifong conducts a lineup for a child to determine what species of animal attacked her.
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Penguins at the bus stop!
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Damn – didn’t read fluffy’s comment before submitting the orca one. I take it back.
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1) Danger! Penguin Crossing
2) The latest “wave” of illegal immigrants coming to America to look for work. With the success of “Happy Feet” and “March of the Pengiuns” and a lack-luster immigration bill (which ignores Antartica) pending they know they can find work.
3) Excuse us! We’re shuffling off to Buffalo.
4) Middle-of-the-pack Penguin. “I knew I should of taken that left turn at Alber…, Alber…, New Mexico!”
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Capitalizing on the red hot penguin-mania gripping Hollywood, the second unit prepares to film the iconic “running on the beach” scene from Mel Gibson’s new, and controversia, all-penguin remake of the classic movie “Chariots of Fire”. It’s the story of two very young, and different penguins, that find a common bond through catching and eating fish. The current working title is “Chars of Fire”, and the movie will be in Penguinese with sub-titles.
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In the glory of the sunset,
In the purple mists of evening,
To the regions of the home-wind,
Of the Northwest-Wind, Keewaydin,
To the Islands of the Blessed,
To the Kingdom of Ponemah,
To the Land of the Hereafter!
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Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony, side by side on my penguins’ feathers, oh Lord, why can’t we?
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Open auditions for Antarctic Idol have begun!
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Man in blue jacket: “Oh, intercourse the penguins, I’m cold. Let’s go see what’s on the tele.”
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Moments later, in Mel Gibson’s Antarcticalypto, the penguins turn on their human benefactors…
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Shake a tail feather fellas, we have another press conference at noon.
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“Don’t you humans know, its horses you lead to water not penguins”!
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Leader: Benny, Christmas is over, will you stop singing Christmas Carols.
Benny: I wasn’t. I was just singing “No-whales, No-whales”
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“Hey, I thought this was supposed to be a formal event? I wore my tux for this?”
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