OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
(Photo by John Moore/Getty Images)
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David Axelrod explains seafood.
I’m a lobster! YEEEEAAAH BABY!
Wait, what’s this butter for?
Check out his claws; I guarantee that his bark is worse than his bite.
I knew there was a reason to be suspicious of this summer’s surplus of Maine lobsters!
“Hey Baby, wanna check out my Butterballs?”
Everything is better with butter.
Recommended to go with a nice dogfish IPA
Parkay.
“If you don’t like it you can kiss my furry little butt! No, wait. Kiss my butter! No, um … line!”
SE Asian recipes for dog are passé. The New Left has improved upon them.
Beware the third eye stalk.
Take me to your “Leader from Behind”
I have ze lubricant
The best example yet of why GMO labeling should be required.
Fresh off the failed two headed Sea Bass initiative, Red Lobster’s gene splicing experiment went a tad awry, forcing the crack product development team to resort to the universal solution………more butter.
Have you ever seen anyone praying harder for a bag of popping corn to show up?
North Korean seafood at it’s finest.
@rodney dill: Bottom of the barrel.
Darn! I told them I wanted a WHITE background!
Who’s that Pokemon?!
No, seriously you guys, why is there butter? You’re not going to eat me, are you?
Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog to Payback, the Karma Lobster: “Payback, You Bitch! Use More Butter!”
There should be a law against some people owning pets…
At least I’m not strapped to a car roof.
Lobsterdog paused in mid-sentence, the eulogy coming to an abrupt halt. He’d forgotten the rest of his prepared words.
The really cool feature of Mattel’s new Teenage Mutant Ninja Lobster is that you can eat it when the kid gets bored playing with it.
“I hate my owner …… I really do.”