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OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM




Photo By Tsafrir Abayov

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. Jarvis McLeoud says:

    Hmm, the Torah doesn’t mention anything about expanding the promised land.

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  2. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    “OK, the Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, Verse… Hey, there is no Book of Armaments in the Torah!”

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  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Jenos Idanian #13: Well duhhh! Any good Monty Python fan knows the Book of Armaments is in the New Testament just before Revelations! ;-)

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  4. markm says:

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    Step 4, locate the target.

    Step 5, pull the trigger*.

    *At this point you should already be inside the tank with your ears plugged.

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  5. Rob in CT says:

    Dear Lord, bless this, thy Holy Main Battle Tank…

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  6. Peacewood says:

    “Don’t worry, tank, it happens to everyone.”

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  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Peacewood: It’s over. Peacewood wins.

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  8. Rob in CT says:

    Oh dear. I did rather like my holy hand grenade of antioch re-do, but yeah. Peacewood FTW.

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  9. David says:

    Good thing I have this pocket atlas, damn Apple Maps.

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  10. JKB says:

    RTFM, like your life depended on it

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  11. Damn it, we’re low on oil again. And I won’t be able to get into Jiffy Lube for a whole week!

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  12. Jenos Idanian Who Has No Pony Tail says:

    Thanks, Peacewood. Now it’s a fight for second place.

    “If your battle lasts more than four hours, seek medical attention.”

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  13. Peterh says:

    To remove antenna….turn counterclockwise….shalom….

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  14. Davebo says:

    There’s bound to be a quarter acre here somewhere that we haven’t built on yet.

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  15. Michael Hamm says:

    Don’t worry Tanky – I have some Viagra – soon you’ll be shooting stiff and straight again.

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  16. rudderpedals says:

    FUN FIGHTING FACT: The phylactery upgrade is easily added to the factory whip in the field and improves performance by as much as 6dbp.

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  17. CSK says:

    “Oh, thank G-d. I KNEW there was something in The Torah about duct tape being Kosher.”

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  18. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    It all started when someone translated an Ikea assembly manual for a baby cradle into Hebrew…

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  19. Jc says:

    “and the UN said, you will live here and you will live here, and they all lived happily ever after. The End”

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  20. jd says:

    “For six days he had offered many kilowatts of prayer, but the static kept him from being heard on high.” Lord of Light, Roger Zelazny.

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  21. Finally, the long awaited movie sequel to ‘Tank Girl’…‘Tank Rabbinical Rabbi’.

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  22. Oh mighty Space Dad, I ask that you bless this weapon of mass proximity destruction (WMPD) in your name.

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  23. David vs. “Goliath” 2.0

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  24. Jeremy says:

    “What…Press X to exit vehicle–who switched out the tank manual with the Halo 4 instruction guide?”

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  25. “Wait a second, this isn’t Iran!”

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  26. mannning says:

    Elevate! Elevate! Elevate, Damn it!

    Oh! A cease fire.

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