Monday, November 19, 2012
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Hmm, the Torah doesn’t mention anything about expanding the promised land.
“OK, the Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, Verse… Hey, there is no Book of Armaments in the Torah!”
@Jenos Idanian #13: Well duhhh! Any good Monty Python fan knows the Book of Armaments is in the New Testament just before Revelations! 😉
Step 4, locate the target.
Step 5, pull the trigger*.
*At this point you should already be inside the tank with your ears plugged.
Dear Lord, bless this, thy Holy Main Battle Tank…
“Don’t worry, tank, it happens to everyone.”
@Peacewood: It’s over. Peacewood wins.
Oh dear. I did rather like my holy hand grenade of antioch re-do, but yeah. Peacewood FTW.
Good thing I have this pocket atlas, damn Apple Maps.
RTFM, like your life depended on it
Damn it, we’re low on oil again. And I won’t be able to get into Jiffy Lube for a whole week!
Thanks, Peacewood. Now it’s a fight for second place.
“If your battle lasts more than four hours, seek medical attention.”
To remove antenna….turn counterclockwise….shalom….
There’s bound to be a quarter acre here somewhere that we haven’t built on yet.
Don’t worry Tanky – I have some Viagra – soon you’ll be shooting stiff and straight again.
FUN FIGHTING FACT: The phylactery upgrade is easily added to the factory whip in the field and improves performance by as much as 6dbp.
“Oh, thank G-d. I KNEW there was something in The Torah about duct tape being Kosher.”
It all started when someone translated an Ikea assembly manual for a baby cradle into Hebrew…
“and the UN said, you will live here and you will live here, and they all lived happily ever after. The End”
“For six days he had offered many kilowatts of prayer, but the static kept him from being heard on high.” Lord of Light, Roger Zelazny.
Finally, the long awaited movie sequel to ‘Tank Girl’…‘Tank Rabbinical Rabbi’.
Oh mighty Space Dad, I ask that you bless this weapon of mass proximity destruction (WMPD) in your name.
David vs. “Goliath” 2.0
“What…Press X to exit vehicle–who switched out the tank manual with the Halo 4 instruction guide?”
“Wait a second, this isn’t Iran!”
Elevate! Elevate! Elevate, Damn it!
Oh! A cease fire.