OTB Caption Contest Winners
The HO HO HOwitzer Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: stonetools – “Ho ho ho, Merry overwhelming force Christmas, boys and girls”.
Second: Miss Wisconsin – “Thanks to Obama and Holder, Santa WILL be getting us what we want for Christmas”
Third: John Burgess – All I wanted for Christmas was my .22 with teeth. But then, I wondered, “Why not upsize? Santa’s paying for it, after all…”
Jc – Coming to a theatre near you – Santa Claus, in “The war on Christmas 2 – This time it’s personal
Vast Variety – Kirk became distressed and realized he must have left behind a copy of the “Twas the Night Before Christmas” when the Enterprise received this Christmas greeting from Sigma Iotia II.
OzarkHillbilly – Bonnie: “I didn’t know Santa was a member of the NRA.” Clyde: “I didn’t know we had been good this year.”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
David Gregory has been a very bad boy.
Thanks to the NRA, no mall Santa’s will be mauled Santa’s this year.
“You’ll shoot your eye out, Ralphie.”
The Thursday Contest already has Jazz hands.