OTB Caption Contest Winners
The HO HO HOwitzer Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The HO HO HOwitzer Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: stonetools – “Ho ho ho, Merry overwhelming force Christmas, boys and girls”.
Second: Miss Wisconsin – “Thanks to Obama and Holder, Santa WILL be getting us what we want for Christmas”
Third: John Burgess – All I wanted for Christmas was my .22 with teeth. But then, I wondered, “Why not upsize? Santa’s paying for it, after all…”
HONORABLE MENTION
Jc – Coming to a theatre near you – Santa Claus, in “The war on Christmas 2 – This time it’s personal
Vast Variety – Kirk became distressed and realized he must have left behind a copy of the “Twas the Night Before Christmas” when the Enterprise received this Christmas greeting from Sigma Iotia II.
OzarkHillbilly – Bonnie: “I didn’t know Santa was a member of the NRA.” Clyde: “I didn’t know we had been good this year.”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
David Gregory has been a very bad boy.
Thanks to the NRA, no mall Santa’s will be mauled Santa’s this year.
“You’ll shoot your eye out, Ralphie.”
The Thursday Contest already has Jazz hands.
HOW DID VAST VARIETY NOT WIN THIS ONE? SHAME!
/kidding